Eat Shit!

April 5, 2009 3 Comments



What a surprising "shitty treat" for my 51st HK Visitor, Miss Heidi Tang (my old Shanghai colleague!). Finally, we made our way to the well-known "Modern Toilet" restaurant at Mong Kong this evening. When I told Heidi that I am going to treat her to "eat shit", she didn’t find this amusing!

It is everything that we have heard of. Fast-food dining in a nice colourful toilet environment. Poo-looking lightings, toilet seatings and dinner sinks. Imagine eating brown-creamy curry from the toilet bowl and drinking foamy yellow lemon tea from a mini-urinal! Wait till you read the dishes names in the menu… It is everything our parents hate!

The food is not bad (I will give it a 7.5 rating). Portion is big and the price is very reasonable, ranging around HKD40-60/set. Sadly, they didn’t have good old smelly yummies like "smell bean curd" or "durain" in their menu. If they do have, that will be a "match-made in heaven" dish! (A little disappointment that they didn’t their waiters dressing like janitors).

Mmm…if patrons can accept a "shit restaurant", it won’t be long before someone opens a "sex restaurant". Imagine all the food you eat there! It will be 100% hot, wild, steamy and certainly erotic! Make the diners lick, bite, suck and swallow… Opps, I may be going a little too far.

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My Lirpa!!! I am on World News!

April 1, 2009 Leave a comment


 

Today is also a day of many extraordinary headlines. No more false pregnancy, fake toto winners or marriage proposals news.

8:15am  –  "Another bad omen. Last night, a tree branch fell and hit Sir Stamford Raffles’ Statue. Part of bodies broken!"

8:30am  –  "Playboy and PentHouse Magazines will finally be on shelves in Singapore end 2010".
Gareth called me and exclaimed "Finally, we can be in porn business!"
Francis messaged me "So what, unless you become their marketing director!"

9:00am  –  "Mango Asia may be closing down. Clearing out sales from now till end April"

Tracy messaged "Wow, how you know? I go to IFC later to shop!!!"

6:30pm  –  "Latest news! Osama is caught! More news at Lirpa Loof!"
Juliana MSN "You today our news broadcaster? Morning Mango news.. at night Osama!"
MC said "Where you get this news?? Dun have leh!" (10 minutes later) – "You got me again. 2 years in a row!"
Francis snapped "Yah right! I am pointing my dick at him right now!"
Well, the power and magic of Lirpa Loof is certainly big. Remember last year… Juliana was tipped to be pregnant in April. And nice souls like Echo, Hovman and Francis Goh even sent their most sincere wishes to Juliana and Duuk 3 to 4 months later! Of course, she did got pregnant (eventually) in Oct.

Indeed, believing is fullfilling. It is simple mind-power. That is how I won the "World’s Greatest Business Mind" and "Star of Disneyland" awards! My mother and sister would be so damn proud of me! And my buddy Gareth congratulated me with the most heartwarming words "Bro, you finally made it!"

11:50pm  –  Check my 2 award-winning videos: Click   AWARD 1   /    AWARD 2


Please remember this very special day.

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