(Photo Taken: Hogwarts Express at Times Square, Causeway Bay. It all ends – This is possibly the last train ride to Hogwarts Castle. Since its first run in 2001, the 1936-made train leaves Platform 9¾ at 11am sharp every 1st September at London’s King’s Cross Station. This is the last chance for Muggles to catch Harry and his friends on board and earn the last MagicMiles. Make sure you get window seats so you get to see the freaky air show by the smoky Dementors. Bring your own lunch boxes unless you like the Pumpkin Pasties and Chocolate Frogs. Create your own in-train entertainment. Duty free wands, spells and owls available. 4D punters – watch out for the magic number! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 opens in Hong Kong and Singapore on 14th July.)
(Photo Taken: Receiving my 5th Anniversary Gold Coin – on 100th David Ogilvy Day at Crowne Plaza Hotel, Causeway Bay. The extraordinary experience and lifelong friendships made over these 5 years weigh beyond this gold coin. A golden memento to remind me of the good times I had out here. Simply priceless and very very rewarding.)
Be prepared – the most controversial soft porn is coming to town. After more than 3 months of screening, Sex & Zen 3D (肉蒲團之極樂寶鑑) has finally made its way to Singapore (July 2011)! Yes, I am very surprise it passed our censorship board with no cuts at all! But this 102-min flick will be 27-min shorter than the one screened in Hong Kong. (Be thankful, cos’ you may be spared for the unnecessary 27 minutes of “bloody” parts that may permanently scarred your healthy sexuality-state-of-mind!) A spokesperson for Golden Village Pictures, the film’s distributor in Singapore, said that they decided to bring in the film “just to add variety to what we already have at our cinemas”. I am not so sure about this remark.
Hate it or love it, this is a very successful soft porn. During its first opening weekend in Hong Kong, it was pretty difficult to get tickets to watch the movie. It wasn’t the “dirty old men” crowd – I saw many young people (both girls and boys) in the cinema. Busloads of Chinese tourists crossed the borders to watch this sensational movie. Amazingly, this movie runs continuously for 3 months and raked in more than HK40 million in ticket sales. On record, Sex & Zen 3D broke Avatar’s opening week record. It took in HK2.7 million on its first day! (Avatar took in HKD2.5 million). Not bad for a Hong Kong production.
You find 2 extreme types of reviews in Hong Kong. Viewers either love it or hate it to the core. For some Hong Kong viewers, this is their “national pride”. Some even called it an “Art Film”. For me? I hate it. No matter how I look at this movie – it is lacking in many areas. It totally wreaked the definition of porn – it is not funny, seductive or even entertaining. In short, I thought it was sick. I still can’t figure out why the director needed the 3D.
The first 5 minutes of the movie is perfect. Beautiful arty opening screen titles, looking very promising. Then, the shocking scene of a man fondling the breasts of Goddess of Mercy statue shook me a little. It was pretty offensive and crude. Poor taste and disrespectful, I thought. The next 120 minutes were too painful or boring to watch. The sex scene wasn’t appealing or sensual. Some of the sex scenes were disgusting and sick! Poor comedy lines and 100% tasteless plots. (My gosh! The son of the original Sex & Zen Classic didn’t understand how to harness the beauty of those Jap AV starlets Saori Hara, Yukiko Suho and Hong Kong’s Vonnie Lu!) Towards the end of the movie, I thought I was watching the bloody SAW 3D.
While there is a good moral behind the story (that true love doesn’t need sex/lust), the movie’s overwhelming 3D and bloody gore scenes destroyed all its basic plot. If this is not marketed as the first 3D porn flick (with its strong cast of Japanese AV girls), it will certainly go down to the drain.
My recommendation – Watch it if you are curious. Don’t expect to get extra “sensory” or “3D boobs” from the 3D effects. If you like blood, chopped sexual organs – this is the show for you. But if you like beautiful woman and sex, don’t go for this. If you are just curious for 3D porn – skip this and surf youporn.com on your new Sony 3D TV for free entertainment. Listen to this Cantonese review below and you will understand why this movie is twisted.
Last night, Taiwanese Pop Princess Jolin Tsai heated up Hong Kong Coliseum with her sparkling performance. This is her 6th stop (total 8 cities) of her Asian “Myself” Tour. Teaming with Miguel Zarate (leading choreographer of Lady Gaga, Britney Spears), Jolin fired up the audience with her hot curves and seductive dance routines. She is the “Kylie Minogue” and “Ayumi Hamasaki” of Mandarin Pop.
It wasn’t the gigantic LCD Sphere or the pyrotechnics that stole the show. it was those daring, sexy and illuminated signature outfits Jolin wore. Red LED dress, Super bright Breast-Pads and low-cut tight dress that revealed her deep V. (See photo below) Simply booblicious! The key outfit of the night was undeniably the red laser-illuminated bodice. Hundreds of red laser lines beamed around Jolin – like a Goddess, a Superstar. (Ouch! She just laser-beam my eyes! What a knocker!)
Overall, it was a spectacular show (but not the best pop/dance concert I have attended). The Hong Kong concert was a little different from her Singapore and Taiwan legs. No water-dance finale and we didn’t see any special celebrity guest appearance. Jolin was an eye-candy but her singing was lacking. Loud woofer bass muffled her voice most of the night. Jolin didn’t really connect with her fans wholeheartedly – she sounded a little “cold” (not much confident) in her speech. Nevertheless, she managed to get half the audience standing and dancing towards the finale of the concert with her hot sexy moves. Surely, Jolin speaks louder with her body language than words. That’s being herself.
Lately, Elkan has been showing us some of the magic tricks he picked up from the “Magic Box” Felicia bought in Australia. I remember we know a good friend in Hong Kong and Macau who performs great close-up card magic. Introducing Jeff Teo – check out his Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/teojeff
Finally, it is time to say goodbye. Today is our 10th day and we are flying back to Singapore. Felicia is sitting on my left watching TV and Elkan on my right playing monopoly on his iPad. Me? Writing this blog on the plane now so I can just post them up when I reach home later this evening at 1130pm.
Not sure if we are going to have another difficult farewell at the transit gate later. I guess not cos there are Tracy and Meijie with us. (And I have filled Elkan’s bag with so much goodies and his IPad full of our holidays photos!) Thanks Meijie and Tracy for taking such good care of us when we were there in Australia. You guys are the best baby-sitters!
Over 2’000 photos and 150 video clips were taken this trip. 20 travel blogs were recorded on the road every day. Life today will be a big contrast tomorrow. Elkan will be going back to school next Monday. And I will be diving into piles of work waiting for me in office tomorrow morning. We had so much fun in the last 10 days. Yeah…this is what I call “work hard, play harder”!
Will see both of you soon. Sleep tight tonight and see you guys in the Aussie Dreamland.
Today is our 2nd last day in Australia. Theoretically, it is our last activity day as we will be leaving for Singapore & Hong Kong first thing tomorrow morning. We cancelled the Blue Mountains tour. I reckon the group had enough of wildlife, sea and forest. We decided to spend our last day exploring the city. Finally, we have some “free-&-easy” time.
Tracy went off to meet her Australian friend. We dragged lazybones Meijie to the museum to see more bones! Felicia and I wanted to bring Elkan to see those gigantic dinosaurs skeletons, fossils, rocks and stuffed animals.
The Australian Museum is modern, high-tech and visitor-friendly. Exhibits are well-spaced and designed. There are a lot of digital screens, giant projection walls and tables for kids to interact with the content. It has a rich collection of Australia’s culture and nature gems.
Opposite the museum stands one of the world’s largest cathedrals – the 106m-long St Mary’s Cathedral. Interestingly, it started it’s first service in 1833, works on the cathedral’s spires weren’t completed until 2000! No photography is allowed inside the cathedral. I managed to take a couple of shots before I was caught. Sigh, I would love to show the beautiful Birmingham-made stained glass windows.
Finally, we arrived at the last stop for our trip – the Paddy’s Markets. Armed with big canvas shopping bags, we spent 2 hours, combing this huge 1000-stalls market for souvenirs and food stuffs for our families and friends back home. It reminded me of the old Shanghai’s “XiangYang Markets”. Most of the vendors were either Chinese, Vietnamese, Malaysians and Thais.
Unlike the Perth’s Fremantle Markets, I thought Paddy is too generalised and overly-commercialized. It was boring and monotonous. Shops were selling the same things. (The only good thing was the competitions kept the prices low. We got good bargains here.) There were only a couple of specialty shops selling local-made crafts. (Below is another shopping place “Queen Victoria Building” where you get the top luxury premium brands)
The return bus trip from Gold Coast was longer than our first. The driver took a different inland route (with lots of gravel roads and turns) and that prolonged our ride by another 2 hours. Surprisingly, the 17-hour ride was much more comfortable than I expected. Perhaps we were better prepared (and equipped) this time. Elkan and I slept uninterrupted throughout the bumpy night.
Daybreak- We drew our curtains and saw a golden vast land – meadows, farms and lakes. Dawn is exceptionally beautiful in Australia. A spectrum of colours lighted up at the horizon. Cottons of low clouds changed colours from violet to pink. Silhouettes of trees swayed gently in the morning breeze with threads of sparkling golden light illuminating its intricate forms. It felt like watching the creation of a beautiful embroidery on a silky canvas. We were witnessing the best art show from Mother Nature.
Sydney was all sunny and blue sky. No rain, no gloomy sky and certainly no more volcanic ash clouds. We parked ourselves in a backpacker’s hotel right in the city centre. Due to the strong Australian dollars (AUD$1 = HKD8.45), everything seemed so expensive. Despite the high prices, food came in big and generous portions. To my amaze, the Chinese, Korean and Japanese food were “genuinely” tasty!
After a delicious Japanese lunch, we decided to take a long 45-minute walk to Paddington Saturday Markets to check out the stalls. There were a lot of shops selling handicrafts, paintings, photographs, fragrant oils, clothes, bags and palm-reading services. There were even stalls that were just selling sliced bread-with-homemade jams. That simple and tasty!
The markets closed at 4pm and we headed to another world’s famous attraction. Known as one of the world’s greatest beaches, Bondi offers big white powdery beaches and great swelling waves for surfing. There weren’t a lot of people in winter, mainly tourists like us. There were a lot of shops and restaurants by the beach. By 5pm, the sky turned dark and shops were closing. We didn’t have enough time to check out the Bondi Markets and the Bondi Openair Cinema.
We went back to drop our bags at the hotel. The ladies and kid continued shopping around Chinatown and George Street. Meijie and I planned a boys’ night-out to check out Sydney’s notorious (legalised) red-light district, Kings Cross Road. We told the ladies that we might be back late.
Honestly, I was a little disappointed. I was expecting to see a raunchier and dodgy street. Most joints were small and looked less vibrant than our very own Joo Chiat street. Two of us felt kinda out-of-place here. We decided to end our long day and headed back to our hotel. (Ha… The ladies weren’t back from their shopping yet,)
Today is our last day in Gold Coast. Later this evening, we will be boarding the 15-hour coach back to Sydney. The last 4 days have been really fun, exciting and fruitful. From night forest hike to whale watching, we have attempted almost every attraction available here (except those dare-devil diving activities). We decided to save the “best adrenaline program” on our last day.
Tracy signed all of us on the fastest jet boat in Gold Coast. We are talking about 60 minutes of extreme jet boating – 440hp, 360-degree spins, wake surfing, high speed drifting and beach buzzing. Felicia was smart to opt out of this activity.
Something interesting happened. There was a TV shoot today and they requested an aerial shot of the jet boats. We were asked if we are keen to be part of the shoot. The complication and inconvenience? Longer boat ride and maybe a few reshoots of the stunts. Wow! Isn’t that a bonus if we have to redo many stunts? We said “yes” instantly and signed up for the shoot.
It was an awesome & fun experience. The TV crew was sitting on a helicopter, hovering just above our heads. The crew has to follow specific storyboards and stunts. (Don’t ask me – We have no idea what they are shooting for…) There were a couple of reshoots and all we were asked to do was to wave at the helicopter. After 30 minutes of NGs and “stunts”, we finally completed the shoot. The cameraman on the chopper gave us a thumb-up and took off. We then proceed with the “normal 60-min ride”.
Our “normal ride” turned out to be more dramatic and “scarier” than the video shoot. Out of the blue, Tracy was screaming at the top of her voice in the middle of the ride. We thought she was enjoying the spins and smiled back at her. However, we realised she wasn’t screaming in joy. Half of her body was covered with Elkan’s puke! Haaaa….my little boy couldn’t take the extreme spins and puked all over Tracy! (She was unlucky to sit in the wind’s direction!) It was a hilarious sight. We couldn’t stop laughing. Watch the video below.
SiNGAPOREAN BASED IN HONG KONG - 7 years away from home - Singapore. Writing my stories here for my lovely mum & dad, friends and most importantly, for my wife & son back home. A self-confessed gadget freak, a spontaneous prankster on the outside and a warm loving heart inside. Enjoying a happy life with loving families, friends plus a dream job. Realising mum’s motto – “Exceed Yourself Every Day”. I believe, “Simplicity is Beauty”.
07 Jan - Felicia
10 Jan - Karen
24 Jan - Echo
28 Jan - Ivy
06 Feb - Hock
12 Feb - Mann Chuan
04 Mar - Francis
08 Mar - Hovman
24 Mar - Joanne
12 Apr - Gareth
26 Apr - Charlie
16 May - Tracy
15 Jun - Joe
17 Jul - Juliana
16 Aug - Meijie
27 Aug - Duuk
31 Aug - Kalinda
11 Oct - Sam
03 Dec - Jimmy
14 Dec - Lilian
17 Dec - Lusia