48 hours before my Birthday – Macau Surprise!


THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUE…
It was 48 hours to my birthday and the folks in Hong Kong decided to give me a surprise trip to Macau. Haaa… actually, Harshad kinda leaked the secret the night before. He didn’t know Tracy and Hong Fei were planning a surprise trip for me. (Even my wife at home trying to "act blur" too!)

One of the greatest surprises at Macau was meeting an old friend from Malaysia – Jeff Teo! He is an awesome magician who performed in my trade events last year in Beijing, Hong Kong and Zhuhai. It’s great meeting him again! (See one of his best tricks here: CLICK HERE) 

 
Jeff hosted us at Macau Tower (the world’s 16th tallest tower at 338m). This is also the world’s tallest bungy jump site at 233m high. What I love was the "see-through glass walk" – I am sure Gareth will be freak out! Walking on a glass floor, looking down from 233m high was such an experience! I never felt so good! Elkan and me were jumping on the glass floor! The rest were looking at us with fear in their eyes! Haaaa…especially big men like Hong Fei and Harshad! (and Felicia and Sherry too!) Timid Pigs!

Remember I bought Tracy her birthday gift in Singapore by treating her to our very own "reverse bungy" at Clarke Quay? Now, she is taking me bungy jumping in Macau!! Unfortunately (and fortunately), I am still nursing my broken back….so I didn’t perform the birthday dare yesterday. (Haaaa…. if not of my broken back, I would have jump off!) Since it was meant for my birthday "joy", my 2 favourite buddies, Tracy and Harshad decided to perform on behalf of me by attempting the world’s tallest sky jump off Macau Tower at bone-breaking speed (233m to group zero within 16 seconds!)

(1) BEFORE THE JUMP – Tracy and Harshad gearing up!

(2) WAITING AT GROUND ZERO – All of us couldn’t wait to see them fall…

(3) NOT "LADIES FIRST" – Harshad came down with his eyes closed!!!

(4) TOO FAST FOR ANY SCREAM – Tracy only screamed after she landed. Retard.

The jumps were successful…no one pee in their pants! The only one incident that nearly had Harshad shitting in his pants was when he found out that Hong Fei left his bag (with money and passport) at ground zero!!! Hong Fei was supposed to safekeep Harshad’s bag but he left it out there in the plaza (and we simply left the place for about 30 minutes!) It was only seconds before we board the cab, Harshad realised he wasnt holding any bag! That must be a "ball-dropping" moment for everyone! "Oh no… my passport is in the bag!" exclaimed my indian friend. Tracy, Harshad and me ran back to the plaza (Thank goodness! we saw his black bag lying on the concrete floor out in the sun!)

Later the evening, we headed to Venetian Casino where we spent 4 hours dining and gambling… Except for the Singaporeans, this was the group’s first visit to the Venetian. And our first ever bet on the tables at the Macau Casino! We were winning at first but eventually we lost to our own greed! Guess we cannot accept winning. We only quitted when we lost. No pain… it’s still a great adventurous day!

My Birthday Countdown



 
Today, I received 2 super early birthday presents in Hong Kong! First, it is my "X-ray Report" results! Unknown to my old folks back home, I actually sprained my back while loading the heavy luggages off the cab. Worried that my mum or aunt would nag at me, i endured the pain throughout the 3 days there. The pain got worse after I came back to Hong Kong. I couldn’t even sit or sleep. On Tuesday, I went to see the doctor to get my back checked! And today, the doctor gave me a "green note"! There is nothing wrong with my back bones, just some soreness that will go away in the next 7 days! 

Today, my lovely team at OgilvyAction celebrated my birthday! And I was showered with so many huggies and kisses (haaa.. I forced upon them!) One of the biggest surprises was my birthday gift! The team passed me an envelop excitedly and kept prompting me to open the gift. Thinking it was a "massage voucher", I opened the envelop and found a cut-out Sony PS3 photo. "Yah right, funny…" that was what I said.

Tracy and Nelson were yelling at me to look into the envelop. Inside, there was a receipt for 2 PS3 games. I was laughing "WHAT? You guys got me PS3 games??? Hello… I am a XBOX user at home…" And Tracy came and kept pointing to the receipt… "Look carefully again!"

OH MY GOSH! Right at the end of the receipt, it read "SONY PS3 80GB CONSOLE BLACK"!  I went crazy and started hugging everyone… (Hong Fei said I started "molesting people" in office!) This is indeed one of my "most wanted gadgets" in 2009! I can’t wait to run over to IFC to collect this playset and then to HMV to get a BLUERAY disc!

A very big THANK YOU to all who love me so dearly! It is not the prized gift. It is the thoughts and efforts you put in for me…and knowing what I really like. 🙂

My Charmed Guru in Singapore!!!

Thanks to Harshad, his presence in Singapore has prompted a couple of "firsts" within my old Wahbiang Clan. First, we have never feast so much "local food" within 1 short day. Second, we experienced a couple of "firsts" with Harshad – like our first "Duck Tour Around Singapore River", "Get Drunk at Orchard Towers", "Shampoo-cum-face-wash at Siglap" and "Shopping Merlion Lighters that come with Titanic Music at Suntec!" Thanks goodness, we weren’t "made" to shop at Mustafa at 2am, tour Night Safari, Merlion-Hunting at Sentosa and 360 ride on the Singapore Flyer with him.

For Harshad, I am sure he has his own share of fun and nightmare. FUN – he has a beautiful tour-guide Joanne who loves his company so much that she took leave on Monday just to bring him around. He has a good photographer Joe who art-directed him on every touristic shot! He has a group of drinkers who brought him to club at the notorious, sleazy Orchard Towers! And he has sexy Ida dancing with him whole night long!



NIGHTMARE – Poor Harshad (who doesn’t eat alot) – he was "forced" by me to try all the Singapore’s local delicacies within 1 day! From Ya-Kun Kaya to Katong Laksa to Jumbo Seafood Chili Crab, he had to down all these sinful Asian food! And at night, I arranged my Wahbiang Clan to "drunk" him. One by one, Joanne, Yixi and Meijie "bottom-up" with him. (We forgot he is an Ah-Nei, it took a while before we saw any effect on him!)

Overall, we had lots of fun with Harshad. Guess Meijie and Joanne loved him so much that they sent him right to the airport! Wow… Meijie never even did that for me! Wonder what kind of charm my Indian buddy has on Chinese… his magic and charm worked in DGSZ and SGP. In just 60 hours, Harshad met my close friends and family (my aunt/cousin/parents). He not only stole my son’s love in HK, he also won the hearts of my buddies and families in Singapore! Well done, GAD!

A Blissful Weekend in Singapore


This must be my shortest home trip since 2006.
And what a blissful and back-breaking weekend – 1 wedding and 1 baby shower (coincidently, all TP friends!). Right after we landed and checked into the hotel, Tracy, Harshad and I rushed to see Zach at Juli-Duuk house. Haaaa… Zach is so so like Duuk! Hairy and strong. A pity that we couldn’t stay long – as we have a wedding dinner to run that night! 

The venue of the wedding dinner was so special – it was an outdoor garden wedding held at my old Temasek Polytechnic. Facing the scenic calm Bedok Reservoir, Boi and April’s solemnisation took place under a beautiful sun set, on a full moon evening. It was beautiful. "Back to where it all began" – the title of their wedding card – deepen the meanings of having their vows in the design school compound. This was the place where they first met, courted and fatefully married. It was also the place where I made many of my best friends till this very date.

It was more than just a wedding dinner. It was a good reunion with my design friends. Friends from all corners came and united on this very special date. I met the old girls and boys from my class (Bread, Diane, Vivianne, Zan, Cecilia, Christina, Iris, MC, Joey, Nelson, Winfred, Steiner, Teck, Dominic and Sherry) For the first time, I met Martin‘s Japanese wife. And for the first and possibly the last time, I heard Randy sang Chinese Song on the stage. He can really sing!!!

In short, this wedding will be my most enjoyable one. (I coined this the Temasek Idol Night – you have so many great performance on stage!) For a very long time since our last Wahbiang wedding, never has another wedding dinner left me with such great joy and warmth. Maybe it was the venue. But it was certainly the friends around me that night. To reunite with your old classmates, attending a garden wedding dinner, exactly 10 years later at the very same spot where we all last seperated, was just so meaningful and magical. A short reunion but a lifetime remembrance.

Congrats to both Boi & April and Juli & Duuk.

A Gift from My Angels

My 3 lovely Angels (Kitty, Alice and Tracy) decided to give me my birthday gift (yeah, 2 weeks before the exact one) yesterday. Unknowingly, these sly angels secretly taped me and post this on YouTube! What was my reaction? I was worried… cos just 10 minutes before, these girls threatened to sue me for sexual harassment and now, they gave me this very suggestive gift… mmmm.. women are so contradicting.

Learning from the Past

 
Tomorrow is the 20th Anniversary of the bloody massacre of the June 4th Incident. Many didn’t know this – the real assult actually began at 10:30pm on June 3rd. It was a long night of violence and bloodshed (and confusion). By 6am on June 4th, the protesters had been cleared and the Chinese reclaimed back the square. To many, the Tiananman Incident was a terrible sin committed by the Chinese Communist.

Before we joined the millions of free-thinkers and peace-lovers, condemning the bloody massacre which took place 20 years ago, we have to take a 2nd perspective at the incident. Let’s not be affected or influenced by the numbers of people who died there that night. Over the last week, a minority of protesters setup roadshows to promote campaign of awareness about June 4th. I respected their effort but frown on their messages. It was setup in a sensational manner, evoking hatred amongst the innocent minds, screening bloody images of dead bodies and emotional messages. They wanted us to remember this date when thousands of innocent students and civilians died. It was cruel, I admit. But many failed to see the bigger picture.

I am one of those lucky souls who managed to get the real-life account from a real Tiananman survivor. He was 19 and he led 100 students from Shanghai to lend their hands and voice to the call for reform in Beijing.

China was a hungry giant 20 years ago. A gathering (on 15th April) that was meant to mourn for a passing leader, Hu Yaobang, grew into a stronghold of protesters who wanted to bring change to the Chinese Government – unfortunately – that leading to a bloody crackdown on 4th June. For the first 2-3 weeks, the students held peaceful protest and even sat side by side with the soldiers. The Beijing residents were sympathetic towards the young soldiers and students, they even cooked and provided clean clothings for them. The youth back then loved their nation, they wanted new change in their country. Soldiers, students and civilians mingled together as one. All the students and workforce demanded was a dialogue with the "leaders" to change the system.

However, it was a messy situation where there was no clear leadership and demands from the masses. The procastination of the Chinese leaders didn’t help too. They were in their own internal conflicts. You have Deng and Li Peng on one camp and Zhao on the other. Even the military had different opinion about the situations. As the number of protesters grew over the entire China (not just Beijing), the situations went out of control. Suddenly, overnight, there were hidden agendas amongst the protesters. What was a simple and pure reform protest had evolved into something bigger. The influx of western media and government influence only fueled the panic of the Chinese Government. Suddenly, there were new groups of students prompting others to commit suicide for the "love" of their countries. There were some students walking around with "American VISA" issued by the US Embassy, promoting other students to fight the Chinese Government – they claimed they will be protected by the American Government. There wasn’t the original unity and single-minded reform call. It was a chaotic time of desperations, confusions and frustrations. 1 week before the bloody incident, there were calls to bring down the central government – it was an agenda that some of the students didn’t agree. They wanted reform, but they never want to tear their country apart.

Knowing the situation was getting out of control, my friend decided to bring his students back to Shanghai. He left the square on the 2nd of June. If he had left 24 hours later, he would have lost his life there. The soldiers were no longer sitting side by side with the students. In fact, during the final days, the soldiers were begging the students to go home. The soldiers knew "something" was going to happen but most of their pleas went unheard. The army even flew chopters over the square, dropped flyers, telling the students and civilians to go home.

The 1st casualties of June 4th weren’t the students. They were the innocent police and army officers. As the situations got tense over the final week before the crackdown, a group of protesters attacked the soldiers and policemen. Many officers were burned to death.  From a logical and peaceful demonstration, the crowd was becoming more violent and insane. The crowd was planning to take down the entire government. Some students set themselves on fire for western media to cover. Hundreds went on deadly hunger strike. These student leaders were abusing "democracy" to justify their senseless actions (didn’t that sound like how some extreme minds used religions for the right to kill!?).

Given a situation like this, the Chinese government was faced with limited choice. The world was expecting the government to bow down. Taking a swift and deadly gamble, the Chinese troops took out all the protesters with full force. Within 8 hours, the crowd was compromised and hundreds, if not thousands lives were lost that night.

It was an unpopular move. But this is one way to keep a Giant intact. China, 20 years ago, cannot afford to have any civil unrest or worst, civil wars. If the demonstration was successful and there was no succession of power, it will crippled the entire nation into a lawless state. Billion of lives will be at stake and millions lives will be lost in the process to put "the right power" back in place. We need evolutionary changes to achieve revolutionary result. And not creating revoluntionary changes to achieve an evolutionary move.

Look at the previous successful demostrations in Indonesia and Thailand. When the Indonesian government was taken down by a group of "new AGE people" (who claimed to know how to run a better country), the entire country went into chaos! For weeks, you have different camps of leaders who claimed authority in this State of Lawlessness. Riots, rapes, murders took over. The already corrupted police and army were simply helpless in the process. Jobs were lost, houses were torn down, schools were torched and many lives were lost. So, ask yourself, what good did the demonstraters gain in the end. They won the government but they failed to take over the leadership. Now looking at Thailand, how many more changes of heads are required before we see another golden era of Thailand!  

Some of my associates have often laughed at USA for being the stupid "world big brother". Certainly, I do see the need for a World Leader. For balance and stability. The absence of one such leader will only lead us back to the days of power-struggle between neighbours. Without a clear leader, middle-sized countries would want to exert their presences in different regions. Imagine the old days right after the colonist left… didn’t we enter a time of internal / cross border conflicts. And clearly, for the sake of the smaller and weaker nations, let’s keep the annoying USA presence alive.  

The June 4th Incident was an unfortunate (unavoidable) event but it did help to prevent a bigger and more serious issue that we cannot contain. Look at China today, it has moved forward and opened up vastly and fast. It is making leaps to the economic reforms beyond what the masses were dreaming back then. Looking back, the heroes didn’t died in vain. They did brought change to the country they loved so dearly. However, this will be a ongoing process for many generation to come.

Sadly, we were all disturbed by the alarming death toll of June 4th. If this is a number game, please pay attention to this death toll of the Irap War. Clearly, no one beats the US-led force who is still in Iraq with a "daily live death toll", now up to 4,306 military death (not to mention about the innocent civilians who lost their lives too). Shouldn’t we use our right energy to put a stop to something that we still can prevent?

(p.s. My heart goes to those who have lost their innocent lives fighting for the one thing they believed in. You didn’t died in vain.)

While Elkan is Sleeping…

Thanks to Tracy and the magic of still-animation.  – here are some fun clips of how 3 super-bored adults had fun when their favourite monster boy was sleeping. (2 short clips – "Massage Hippo" and "Toy Story III"! ) Better not show Elkan this tomorrow… I am sure he will freaked out and he will not want to sleep again!

 
 

The Famous 8 (Live at Causeway Bay!)

This is certainly not some photoshop image. It was taken "live" at 7pm on 30th May 2009 at Causeway Bay’s busiest traffic crossing!  For that 20-minute of fame, we are the "Famous 8" of the day! Wait till you see the mass of crowd below this big mega screen!

Zach Day

I was crossing China-HK Custom when Juliana spoke to me in her usual loud voice. Just 10 seconds ago, Felicia delivered the good news to me – Zach is out! Trust me, she didn’t sound like a woman who have just gave birth. She was in her usual tone and manner – "Yeeehheeee, yalor…me just gave birth!" My goodness, it is either giving birth is becoming effortless these days or Juli was still high on "coke"? 

Zach arrived 3 hours before Felicia’s flight to HK on 22nd May 2009 (my favourite number!) I have no luck with Zach – I was in Singapore for 11 days and Juli was still belly-sitting him around! I even tried to create a "panic" to get Zach popped out by "accidentally" spilled a full cup of Iced Milo over Juli. (Trust me, it is a myth that pregnant woman is slow in reaction. You should see how lightning fast Juli reacted in that spilt nano-second to avoid the oncoming Milo!)

Congrats to both King Duuk and Queen Juli. From the photo, I am sure you have an adorable and active prince. He will be as witty and wise like his dad and as authorative like his mum. Haaaa.. I better count my blessings in the coming days – Juli will be back to her "Aiyoh!" snaps once again! I have been poking really bad jokes on her since she sported that belly! 

Have fun with parenthood!

Cool Hokkien Phases!

It is no wonder why my Hong Kong friends mistaken our rough Hokkien phases as Jap words. Now we know… Hokkien can be so kawaii! Long Live Kanena Ninabu!