34 hours in Malacca

November 14, 2005 1 Comment

Yes, yes, yes… I know a lot of you out there are waiting for this blog entry. Okay, I will keep this blog short and concise so that you guys will have more time for the photo viewing.

Here are the fun facts of the trip (in summary):

1) 100% Virgin Trip: This is Gareth’s first trip to Malacca!

2) Least Artistic Appreciation: This is also Gareth’s first hotel stay with the clan and his LAST one with us. He nearly went mad when the night symphony began.
3) Most Taken: A total of 249 digital images were shot and 20-minutes of footage captured for this trip.
4) Most Advanced: This is also the first time when the group use Walkie-Talkie for the entire trip.
5) Most Violent: Wendy and Joe fought in the hotel – until Wendy was fully pinned down and bled. So obvious who’s the winner huh?
6) Largest Outing: This is also the LARGEST group "elkan-cum-tour" escort for the group– in total: 12 friends (the other 3 mysterious figures couldn’t make it – so they remain "mysterious")
7) Most Decent: The is the first time Gareth and Stephen entered a CLEAN / STRAIGHT hair salon in Malaysia.
8) Most Blur: Duuk spent more than 50% of the trip in daze…or in sleep. And RM50 for a RM15 cab ride.
9) Cheapest Trip – Each person spent about RM168 for the 2-day trip (full-board).
10) Newest Attraction: It was the group first visit to the newly opened Malacca "Aircon" Bus Depot
11) Most Exotic: Joe’s first kiss with a REAL snake
12) Most Disappointing: What a waste for Stephen! Wendy nearly got detained by the Malaysian Customs! Ai yah, next time, pal!
13) Most Conjested: The group has the worst "human jam", "near stanpede" experience at Malaysian Customs on the way back home.
14) Longest Delay: Most time wasted on delay: 2.5 hours at the customs, 1.45 hours for 4 silly petrol stops (not urine stop).
15) Most RA: Joe got striped and "shot" by Meijie on bed! Joe’s got his ass captured on film while showering.
16) Most Disgusting: Stephen watched Gareth "wipe his ass" in the toilet.
17) Most Erotic: To save time, all couple went into the common bathroom together. Except Meijie and Joanne.
18) Shortest Contact: Jimmy and Serene came (for 60 minutes) and left.
19) Juliana’s strangest habit – Must rub "hong you" on nose before sleeping
20) Wendy’s strangest habit – Must "iron" bed sheet before sleeping
 
Enjoy the pix in the gallery. And if you have more fun facts to add, write it in the comments!

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One Response to 34 hours in Malacca

  1. Unknown's avatar Wendy says:
    November 14, 2005 at 6:02 am

    Joe, you were the one who bled not me…also i wldnt have lost if u hadnt used you fat body weight to pin me down… u wldnt be so lucky the next time round… hahaha….

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